He or She?

I don’t remember how it happened. I just remember that it was just appeared to be there. Was it there all these while or it simply grows on me in one night? Is it the thing that I thought it was? When I take a closer look at it, I think it is for real that I am having an extra thing down there. I am totally in a great shock as all these years I lived my life as a girl. How could I have that thing with me? I told myself to chill and to check again. It was for real.
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Kewl! I can now having an extra option. I can now stand still and pee pee~ without taking off my pants. That doesn’t sounds like a problem to me until this one time that I have to fill in an application form. I don’t know what to write in my gender column. Worse, when I start to avoid public toilets as I don’t know which side I should go to.

Should I date men or women?

Dating women, they most probably won’t find out about it if we are doing it in the dark.

But dating men would be weird when they find out about that extra thing. It would be a real bad situation if they start to compare theirs to mine.

Then, right there and then, I just knew that I have to do a decision. I have to make a choice whether to be me that I am all these years. Or to be a new me that I just discovered.

LOL… Chill… It was just a dream.

I once have this one weird dream a few years back. It might sound funny to some people, but at the same time it felt pretty real to me. Though I had a great laugh about it with my friends, I am still wondering about the meaning behind that dream. Funny ‘cause in that dream, I actually used both tools and found out that both tools are actually working fine for me. How did I use the tools to check their functionality? Well, it’s better be a secret. LOL!
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What is the weirdest dream that you’ve ever had?

40 comments:

Leang aka Mc_Bone said...

hahahahah!
that was hilarious!

mine was a weird wet dream..
instead of me becoming the 'main character',
i actually dreaming of watching a couple having sex by the beach.. and i stand like really close to them having voyeurism of my life...

and after a closer look, the dude turn his head to look at me and he is damn ugly!!! that's is what woke me up! lol

Midget said...

for me worst in this dream would be filling application form lol
its difficult to choose gender in your dream, also in the end you have one more choice - to stay who you were or who you became.
You know, I heard somewhere that you cant make a decision in your dreams. That is how you know its a dream lol
Dunno if its true though

Chris said...

That is some wild dream to have and its kinda funny though dreaming about having a sex organ of the opposite sex.

Maybe she wanted to be a male or it was just a wild and crazy dream.

darkbakshi said...

At one moment, I was supposed to believe the story. Wow you are an effective writer, you've almost got me. It was a hilarious dream you got there my friend, I hope you'll find the meaning behind it!

Thomas Cruz said...

It is quite funny to have a dream like that. I do not know how I will react if I have a dream like that. It would be a totally hilarious nightmare to have a sex organ of the opposite sex overnight.

Poonam said...

Yes dream can be such weird that we can not find any explanation to that dreams. Your dreams must be of that kind of weird ones.

But dreams are also part of our brain mechanism and reflects what we are thinking. It comes from the sub conscious part of the human brain.

Rohit Swarnkar said...

It was really fun to read this type of stuff. It is hard to find this type of content which is sensuous but not indecent. Keep posting.

Relutant said...

Dreams....oh God! You can do anything in dreams. No bound dating with female or male. ;-) ha ha

Its very ridiculous piece of writing which I really enjoy reading it. Thanks for it :-)

Srjac said...

Oh! that's just a dream, ... ah an expression of subconscious mind a discovery afet so long? an indicisive mind to choose men or wome and great is something that when you argue to decide , then you discover its just a dream.... fine you dream't, and shared ... forget the content but opt for the message... when you discover... you have to make a choice and when you discuss to make a choice then you discover again that its not a reality. Fine that you are spared from embarressment, and here we got carried of and then sighed a relief

Anonymous said...

XD! oophsie what a funny dream you've got there hehehe!

but you know sometimes we're unaware that our dreams are another form of freedom of expressing ourselves or in other way around it could be the product of our imagination or our medium to communicate to another world.

well my strangest dreams were, I got repetitive dreams for almost years dreaming the same thing about my dead bro,talking to him and such well so as the story goes, prolly I'm just missing him and grieving for his lost...but I've never dream of him since my new bro was born.it's really strange and mysterious hehehe.

...dreams can be the best ever or the worst thing in our life and something we wish to not to woke up and most of the time we are thanking that it's good it was just a dream finally it is unreal

dexter said...

My dream is quite confusing,I am lost or trapped often signifies feelings of restraint, imposition, restriction.It always make me feel lost and failed.

Anu Mithi said...

Is it a dream?! Goodness, i was shocked reading line by line. I was wondering how scary it would be changing to an opposite sex. I couldn't imagine or digest this..Thank god, you revealed its a dream and saved me!

Denise said...

LOL! You must be thinking about that thing (whatever it is?) all the time, that is why you got it in your dreams. Well, don't make a wish, it may just come true. LOL.

bushra said...

excellent, i thought it was real but when i read the rest part i can't stop laughing.everyone dream of something but this kind of dream i have not heard before,dreaming about having a sex organ of the opposite sex.I will share this story with my sister she will love it.very beautifully written.

Mukul said...

Haha, i hope its just a dream and not the reality. I also have had strange dreams but I enjoy dreams to be a little dirty. Once I saw that I am having it with my best friends gf, I know its mean but anyways thats just a dream.

youless said...

Your dream is weird. I have not had a dream like that. Most of my dreams are concerning about the exams. I often dreamed that I hadn't enough time to finish the exams. It is a nightmare for me. So you can tell we have a high study pressure here.

Iuliu said...

"But dating men would be weird when they find out about that extra thing. It would be a real bad situation if they start to compare theirs to mine."
Not if you can find a man that who dreamt he was a "she " :)
My weirdest dream was when everybody were having sex...my beloved 82 yo granny came home at 4AM in the morning and the guy who brought her back told her "i`ll pick you out this evening again" so i kicked his butt had a fight with my granny and then ran away from her home , went to my parents house just in time to catch them having sex with another couple :)

Phynx said...

Your dream is weird and cool as well. I use to dream of the world coming to an end and being left alone. I use to wake up with set covering my whole body. Anyway, dreams are dreams after all, they don't have impact in my real life.

pankaj garg said...

This story bring a smile on my face. At first i was thinking that the author is going for a gender change and is discussing the difference between both the genders. This is really a great imagination. Hope I never run into such a dangerous dream :)

Rinku said...

LOL, it was a really shocking dream if you are a girl.
I never remebered my dream . I always forget about my dreams when I woke up. Sometimes, my sleep got broken in between due to some bad dreams.but when I try to remember I was not able to remind it. Is it unique to me. or others also face this type of issue????????

belleangelbelle said...

I have never dreamed about that kind of thing. It was a funny dream. But if it's not a dream I would say that just be yourself and do what you enjoy doing. Stay what you feel you are.

Lansy said...

I've seen an episode of House MD like this. I think it's what they call Hermaphroditism.

My dream was kinda creepy, actually. I was dreaming that I was floating in my room, looking down at myself (which is currently in bed, sleeping). It was so weird because I felt that it was so real. I think I experienced that time what they call "astral projection." Then I heard a loud noise and my sleeping "self" was kinda startled and I got sucked into my body. Then I woke up.

Nibbler said...

My brows were raised on end when I was reading through your post. I almost couldn’t believe that it was just a dream because you made it sound so real.

I’ve never had these kinds of dreams although I did have some similar experiences but they were about murder and rape. I have a book about dreams and their meanings cause of that I just look it up to find answers.

Tutul said...

Long time ago I watched a movie the main character of that movie who was a girl of 12 years old found herself as a boy when she woke up from her sleep. It is totally a different feeling to be found us as an opposite sex weather it is in a dream or in reality. You wrote very nicely and the subject is well represented. I can just say it is amazing.

Oindrila said...

This is the most shocking and weirdest dream I have heard of.This might be floating in your subconscious mind and therefore it manifested itself through a dream.

The weirdest dream I have had was to be Harry Potter myself,fighting Lord Voldemort!I woke up in a cold sweat that day.This was right after watching the movie Deathly Hallows Part 2.

Charity Farnsworth said...

I have reoccurring dreams and usually my dreams are so vivid that I have hard time to be conscious that I'm only dreaming. Its really hard for me to go back into waking world when I have that kind of dream. I have some friends that take advantage of their dreams and they have capabilities of controlling them.

Eureka said...

That was the most funny yet interesting I have ever heard when it comes to dreaming. In there you got the best of both worids, I must say. LOL

But you are still damn lucky that it was just a dream for when it was real, my Goodness! It was a hell of a dilemma...

I got a lot of weird dreams, some are about deaths of loved ones, sisters and bro got drowned from a river in front of our house, some were steamy ones like having sex with an unknown guy but I had orgasms. Whew!!!LOL

mtrguanlao said...

Haha,you just made me laugh! Well,dreams are sometimes really weird and we really can't explain the meaning behind it but I've learned that dreams come from our sub-conscious mind wherein when we think of something,chances are that you dream of it.

redik11 said...

loooool thats the most crazy blog i ever read

sanjoy said...

actually most of our dreams contains some amount of weird things.Recently in my dreams i saw that i am standing at the edge of a multistoried building,and i starts flying without any support or help.

tiwari5485 said...

Hmm....are you going to give me a kiss as a girl or a boy?

Yes dreams can be very weird and your's is not any different. I always see myself marrying some rich hunk and wake up next to my not so rich hunk, hey but we're happy and that's all what counts.

Looks like you were quite scared in your dream, you poor you.

Kim Dennis said...

Your Dreams are a freaky way to test something,unless you control them..! So try to gain control over them by practicing such,And you rule your world with your dreams.I wish i had control over the dream you had and that would be sooo awesommeee to be in such position.Like you know..you can date he/she santa claus lol !

Barett Morgan said...

Speaking of weird,i would rather say mine was like having spine chill..
I had this dream for a lot of time since my childhood..
I have seen a guy getting closer and closer to a wall tower clock's minutes hand while he is hanging on the hours hand..
But when it is 5.10 he would die and the clock tower just breaks down.It is assured that i wake up in the end :( !

bamaboy said...

Actually our dream is just a mirror of what we think.From my point of view we should be happy of what God has made us,either thinking and dreaming about these.

ihsanfitriadi said...

That's really a strange story. I can not imagine, when the incident happen to me. It would be very confusing ... once frightening.
Be a man or woman is not an option. But the more accurate is the responsibility we have to undergo and to do correctly in accordance with the properties of the essence. Even if it was a dream, it seems it was a strange dream, and you begin to ask you something on your own self.
However ... This is the method of writing a good speech, but once strange! thank's.

lewis said...

GREAT story friend ! you are perfect writer !
it is really a great dream friend.it is funny dream .actually i am also little bit busy to choose that you are man or women friend.
but just chill friend it is only a dream .

Ann said...

Wow, such a weird dream... but it's rather hilarious, somehow.
Still, if it’ll happen to me I’ll freak out…

Ram Bansal said...

Funny you are and your dream. I was really shocked in the beginning of my reading the post. My dreams often are that I walk naked on the streets feeling ashamed for people seeing me.
Your dream seems to indicate that you are more than imaginative about yourself - no harm in it..

James said...

your dream is really weird, i think this kind of dreams don't give any unwanted effects in our life, also it is hard to forget such kind of dreams.

jelyn baxa said...

so weird
mine is sex dreams....
I dream of homosexual activities when you're heterosexual, often it means you need to cultivate your self love and get in touch with your sexuality and is not usually an indicator of harbored homosexuality.OOPpxxxyy its just a dream haha im kinda carried away

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